equinevetadventures:

I’M A CROCODILE

equinevetadventures:

I’M A CROCODILE

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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Get your own pirate!

smeetherat:

If only Emma would step up to Zelena’s face in the next episode(s) if she tries to bother Hook again and be all:

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I need it!

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